If you see a film camera on a porn set stick around. You’ve arrived.
When people think of, what I like to call, ’stag-loops’, they normally imagine that DVD they borrowed from Malcom at bible study, or whatever they could find on their sons computer last time he was out. In fact the range of movies the Vatican objects to is vast, and falls into six broad categories:
- Cable Thrillers. E.g. “Body Chemistry 4: Full Exposure”
- Art Porn. E.g. “The Villa”
- Studio Porn. E.g. “Space Nuts”
- Avant Porn. E.g. “Kill Girl Kill”
- Gonzo porn. E.g. “More Dirty Debutantes #160”
- Stunt Porn. E.g. “Max Extreme 4“
The money made by adult performers varies greatly across movie types and it’s impossible to predict based on the type of movie being discussed.
Sometimes the people producing the most graphic material pay ‘danger money’ to willing performers, making it highly lucrative, sometimes a major Hollywood production pays $250, all the M&M’s you can eat and a date with Charlie Sheen.
Erotic Thrillers
An erotic thriller is any movie which contains any topless nudity, the words ‘Dangerous’, ‘Erotic’ or ‘Lethal’ in its title and/or Shannon Tweed.
Some might question my inclusion of these movies as porn but wannabe performers should think of them that way. If ’some nudity is required’ you’re going to be labeled as a ‘porn star’ and it’s the label that you have to bear, not the reality of what you did. Depictions of sex are always precisely as offensive as the attitude of the person giving you their opinion.
The movies shown late at night on HBO and Cinemax are often plot driven porn films which have been re-cut for cable, (on porn sets they’ll announce they’re going to shoot the scene again from a less revealing angle for cable TV. Obviously if you can’t see it going in it’s ’simulated sex’ and ‘acting’)
If you rent an erotic thriller, at best you’ll pick up something by Brian de Palma by mistake – Femme Fatale is a masterpiece and they always file his stuff with the crap. At worst you’ll see something that makes Desperate Housewives look like a realistic and sensitive examination of suburban life by comparison.
How do you get in? Move to LA, pick up ‘Backstage West‘ and start hitting the audition circuit.
Art Porn
Often shot on film, art porn is frequently, but not always, softcore (meaning it involves no male-female sexual contact).
Art porn pays performers well ($2-5,000 a day is possible) because it only involves the most photographically perfect bodies and faces. If you’ve got the look for art porn, and you’ve ever been nude anywhere, they will call you.
At best it’s living sculpture. At worst it’s an Enya video with tits.
How do you get in? Work for a major nude photographer (e.g. Suze Randall). Wait for the phone to ring.
Studio Porn
If ‘Good old porn’ exists this is it. Studio porn (as I’m defining it here) has a plot. It used to be about a Pizza delivery guy and/or a cheerleader. Now it’s about a troubled relationship, a witch and/or a hit-man. Production values are better than ever and bleeding edge studio porn epics can include CGI and explosions, which don’t involve semen, nowadays too.
Studio porn can pay well but is dominated by ‘contract stars’ (porn studios are Hollywood circa 1935 and maintain a studio system). Contract stars are generally paid $75,000 or more a year (the biggest names can break the $200,000 mark) and are contracted to make a numer of movies (one a month is common) in return.
At best, you will actually want to know how the story ends. At worst, it’s still more fun than an erotic thriller which is missing graphic close-ups of the performers carnal gymnastics.
How do you get in? Go directly to a studio and ask for a contract. Work on non-studio porn films and wait to be asked.
Avant Porn
This is porn staring art students/women with tattoos/women with piercings/women who cut themselves/long periods of non-porn in black and white/bad experimental music and or symbolism.
Sometimes Avant porn includes a pretentious voiceover or onscreen graphics. It is made and watched by people who mistakenly think many things are ‘ironic’.
At best it’s MTV meets the mattress mambo. At worst it’s a goth-chick-art-school-dripping-tap-I-hate-myself-hurt-me-student-film punctuated by disturbingly violent sex acts.
How do you get in? Hate something enough to write about it on the web. Get tattoos. Be ‘that Goth stripper’. Work for Suicide Girls.
Gonzo Porn
Also referred to as ‘Wall-to-wall’ (technically gonzo is shot from a performers point-of-view and wall-to-wall is a title without plot. They’re now effectively the same). No plot, no reality – but often an attempt to make unlikely circumstances seem real.
People meet, people undress (but the men leave their shoes and socks on) and people play doctor.
At best, two hours of hot bodies and hot action. At worst, two hours of people who look like your friends parents polluting your long-term memory.
How to get in? Stand in front of Ed Powers until he offers you a role in a movie. Sign with Jim South’s ‘World Modeling’.
Stunt Porn
The stuff you see in documentaries designed to make you shit your pants and vote Republican. The vanguard of a sexual arms-race that a section of the industry is involved in because shocking people is easier than coming up with new ideas.
Lot ’s of stuff you can’t do, can’t believe someone would do and wouldn’t want to do.
It only ever contains performers who are truly into the extreme, new to the industry or desperate for cash.
At best no one will ever know you watch it. At worst your children are in it.
How do I get in? Run an amateur website and get a reputation for being un-be-fucking-lievable. Ignore the advice of people who tell you not to do it. Send your pictures to Kahn Tusion and/or Max Hardcore.
So now you know. Have fun. As always write to me to shout, rant or ask for advice.
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Another well written piece; blunt, quick to the point, and well done all the way around.
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Jesus Christ is a false god.
At best all Christians can hope for is partial credit.
Program on the emergence of civilization.
“14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.
None from the sub-Saharan African continent. ”
Favor.
And disfavor.
They point out Africans’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it’s applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.
The roots of racism are not of this earth.
Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.
The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.
AIDS in Africa.
Organizational Heirarchy/Levels of positioning.
Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:
1. MUCK – perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as “god”
2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management
3. Evil/disfavored aliens – runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere
Terrestrial management/positioning:
4. Chinese/egyptians – this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
5. Romans – The seamless transition between Cleopatra and Julius Ceasar may be a clue alluding to a partnership.
6. Mafia – the real-world 20th century interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
7. Jews, corporation, women, politician – Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.
Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
1985 James Bond View to a Kill 1989 San Francisco Loma Prieta earthquake.
One of many.
Our society gives clues to the system in place. We all have heard the saying “He has more money than god.” There is also an episode of the Simpsons where god meets Homer and says “I’m too old and rich for this.”
This is the system on earth because this is the system everywhere.
20 cent/hour Chinese labor, 50 cents for material.
An $80 sweater costs less than a dollar; tribute kicked upstairs vindicates the creative accounting.
I don’t want to suggest the upper eschelons are evil and good is the fringe. But these individuals become wealthy exploiting those they hurt.
They have made it abundantly clear that doing business with evil (disfavored) won’t help people. They say only good (favored) would have the ear, since evil is struggling for survival, and therefore only the favored could help.
It is also suggested using coupons or buying on sale negates any benefit that could be earned, so even if you pick correctly you may lose the credit.
The clues are there which companies are favored and which are disfavored, but they conceal it very hard because it is so crucial. I offer an example of historical proportions:::
People point to Walmart and cry “anti-union”.
Unions enable disfavored people to live satisfactorly without addressing their disfavor. This way their family’s problems are never resolved. Without the union they would have to accept the heirarchy, their own inferiority.
Walmart is anti-union because they are good. They try to help people address and resolve their problems by creating an environment where there are fewer hurdles.
Media ridicule and lawsuits are creations to reinforce people’s belief that Walmart is evil in a subsegment of the indiustry dominated by the middle and lower classes.
Low-cost disfavored Chinese labor is utilized by corporate america to maximize margins. They all do it. Only WalMart gets fingered because they are the ones who help, and those who seek to create confusion in the marketplace want to eliminate the vast middle class who have a real chance and instead stick with lower classes who may not work otherwise. So they dirty him up while allowing the others to appear clean.
I also wish to note::: as the LowPriceLeader WalMart doesn’t offer sales so every purchase receives credit.
The middle class is being deceived. They are being misled into the disfavored, and subsequently will have no assistance from their purchases with corporate america.
The coining of the term “Uncle Sam” was a clue alluding to just this::Sam Walton’s WalMart is one of few saviors of the peasant class.
Have you made your peace with god?
They desire a system based on duality:::good and evil. They seek to set up a system of two participants, assign them polar opposites, and give people clues alluding to their affiliation:::
Coke and Pepsi
BestBuy and CircutCity
Energizer and Duracell
Republican and Democrat; democracy is the true evil and these groups facilitate the will of the throne which holds americans in disfavor
The list goes on and on:::
AMD and Intel
Apple and Microsoft
Lowes and HomeDepot
Sam’sClub and Costco
WellsFargo and BofA. For the longest time in CA these two banks reigned supreme.
Pier1 and CostPlus
Borders and Barnes&Noble
PetCo and PetSmart
How many can you think of?
The truth is decisions are made on each individual based on family history and individual charecter and they either create desire with AI or, in this age, tell them to buy from good or evil corporations, depending on the decison, then use that business relationship as positioning to justiy their decision.
Have you made your peace with god?
Amercia is a country of castoffs, rejects. Italy sent its criminals, malcontents.
Between the thrones, the klans and kindred, they decided who they didn’t want and acted, creating discontent and/or starvation.
The u.s. is full of disfavored rejects. It is the reason for the myriad of problems not found in European countries. As far as the Rockafellers and other industrialists of the 19th century go, I suspect these aren’t their real names. I suspect they were chosen to go and head this new empire.
Royalty is the correct way to organize a society. Dictatorships and monarchies are a reflection of the antient’s hierarchical organization.
Positions go to those who have favor with the rulers, as opposed to being elected.
Elections bring a false sense of how the world is. Democracy misleads people. This is why the disfavored rejects were sent to the shores of America::To keep them on the wrong path.
Have you made your peace with god?
Jesus Christ is a false god. All Christians can recieve is partial credit, at best.
The Catholic Church in the tretcherous 20th century teaches of a begnign, forgiving god when quite the opposite is true.
And now they do it to disfavored people of color, Latinos and Asians, after centuries of preying upon them.
The seperatist churches formed because many conciencious thrones wanted their people to earn more than the paltry credit offered via worship through the Catholic Church. But because they were white the throne required worship to stay within Christianity.
Simpson’s foreshadowing::Helloween IV special, Flanders is Satan. “It’s always the one you least suspect.”
“You’ll see lots of nuns where you’re going:::hell.” St. Wigham, Helloween VI:::missionary work, destroying cultures.
Over and over, the Simpsons was a source of education and enlightenment, a target of ridicule by the system which wishes to conceal its secrets.
The advent of the modern Christmas was a brilliant move. It created a vested interest among those who would prefer the Church be destroyed::::
As goes the Catholic Church so goes the majority of annual retail sales.
The similarity between the names “Santa” and “Satan” is no coincidence.
Jews maim the body formed in the image of “god”, and inflicted circumcision upon all other white people.
I think about how Jews were used to create homosexuality among Slavics, supposedly retribution for the Holocaust.
Then I think of the Catholic Church and its troubles.
What connection is here between Jews and the Catholic church???
If it is their sinister motives that’s behind the evil that is Jesus Christ are they being used at all?
Perhaps it is them who are pulling strings.
Centuries of slavery in Egypt proves their disfavor.
For their suffering the Jew leaders were granted the right to prey on the up-and-coming Europeans to try to fix their problems with the ruling elite by imposing a false god upon white people, a recurring aspect of the elite’s methodology.
Jews were ostracised for a reason.
There are consequences for the peasant’s resistance:::
1. Labor unrest caused the world at war.
2. Black militancy ignited the crack epidemic and gang-related deaths.
3. Vietnam war protests – “Era of evil republicans.”
4. Women’s rights/sexual freedom produced Roe v Wade and women’s exclusion from contention for Planet Immortality.
Collectively resistance among the disfavored is the wrong way. Individually, clues in family history may suggest exclusion and hopelessness. Obediently buying cars or carrying pregnancies will be fruitless. Promises must be taken with a grain of salt because tactics will be employed based on disfavor.
On the other side of the coin one with clues alluding to possible favor must blaze his own trail, he must do the right thing even in the face of adversity. Forces will be employed in an attempt to corrupt and derail his pursuits, leading him into evil. He must maintain his course, keep his aim true if he is to re-earn the graces of “god”.
Which one are you? Only you can answer that.
Retribution for the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, the Korean War got the disfavored United States into this socially depraved environment in the latter 20th century because the disfavored attacked an antient, revered peoples. Our continued presence keeps us in trouble.
When the disfavored americans attack the wrong people again, as they suggested they will, in Korea or elsewhere, they will pay dearly.
The disfavored americans HAVE attacked the wrong people, just as the Soviets did 25+ years ago::Afghanistan. Except our punishment has yet to be administered.
An evil republican will come forth to wreck havock upon the disfavored. The hunting incident was designed to ruin one possible candidate among his contingency, but others wait in the wings.
All peoples are ranked in terms of favor and disfavor. And when the disfavored abuse those with favor there is hell to pay.
All the groups mentioned throughout are necessary to justify the will of the managing species. They conceive a strategy, devise a plan yet need a way to implement it, and without these groups the managing species would be exposed in the course of execution. So, based upon their rank they are assigned goals to accomplish and are rewarded with favors.
I question if we would experience global warming if they didn’t terraform with an ultimate goal of destroying disfavored human life on planet earth::::they terraform the weather as they did in New Orleans with Hurricane Katrina (and lots of other examples) and justify it with behavior like instructing their petroleum friends to repress alternative technologies and encourage waste.
This is all happening shortly after the Exodus of 2000 (clues::Hong Kong, Panama Canal) for a reason::: they are INFLICTING it upon us, they are hastening closure. Everybody they care about has come up, replaced by clones, and they want to proceed in haste.
Just as favored European peoples got out before the ugliness of WWII, the semi-favored within the US got out before 9/11. The antient Palestinian Empire holds a claim on all who remain because of Iraq.
Armeggedon isn’t about the end of the world. Armeggedon is about the death of the disfavored left behind. And they weren’t lying::this time it is going to happen with fire. But it’s not going to happen because of global warming. To silence the inevitable internal conflict it’s going to happen in the blink of an eye:::::
As Edgar Cayce prophicised, Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction.
Have you made your peace with god?